I need a hair cut. Maybe ill just shave it off

y-enology:

Maud Wagner- first known female tattoo artist in America
sooooo cool

y-enology:

Maud Wagner- first known female tattoo artist in America

sooooo cool

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castieltherebel:

good thing he’s buying pampers cause he just shat his pants

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queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

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oldmanstephanie:

seriousjones:

anyone else feel like they learned too much about volcanoes in school? like, an excessive amount of time was dedicated to volcanoes? volcanoes are cool and all but i can remember learning about volcanoes in some capacity virtually every year of school and i don’t know why. it’s not really pertinent info. is the Big Volcano lobby to blame

team magma have had their hands in this country far too long

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draggedqueens:

thickneyspears:

Ariana Grandes Impact

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"dis bitch stole my look"

"imma have to kill her after PE today"

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hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible

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drvwhiskerstein:

the correct names for the buttons on a playstation controller

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“Who what am I? My answer: I am the sum total of everything that went before me, of all I have been seen done, of everything done-to-me. I am everyone everything whose being-in-the-world affected was affected by mine. I am anything that happens after I’ve gone which would not have happened if I had not come. Nor am I particularly exceptional in this matter; each “I”, everyone of the now-six-hundred-million-plus of us, contains a similar multitude. I repeat for the last time: to understand me, you’ll have to swallow a world.”
Salman Rushdie  (via seulray)

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catversushuman:

The word in my language is "gigil". Not sure what it is in English, so I’ll just call it “squee” :)

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