If i keep it to myself it wont blow up in my face.

  • 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
  • 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
  • 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?

janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

(via iquitelikethat)

atwellling:

i will unfollow you so fast if you victim blame any of the women who had their private pictures/videos stolen by some asshole on an iCloud hacking powertrip. 

ditto if you reblog that shit.

(via kittycattiffani)

reblog if the person you reblogged this from is cute

dogyi:

Arctic Monkeys - I Wanna Be Yours

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

(via flaurada)

thelovelyseas:

A southern right whale hovers inches over the sandy sea floor by Brian J Skerry

(via thegoldendayze)

“Would losing me even be a loss?”
— (All I wonder)

(via creme-in-your-coffee)

“I refuse to be your “sometimes””
— 100 things I wish I could tell you (via maisjetaime)

(via g-ldendreams)

unmutekurloz:

pyralsnout:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Pluto Tumblr Posts photoset

(You’re welcome)

OHANA MEANS FAMILY
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

PLUTO IS CRYING

(via signed-craterface)